Why I became a cat person

So, I’m a cat person now.

I wasn’t a cat person from the beginning. In fact, I wasn’t even close to being a cat person. All my life, I wanted a dog. I vividly remember begging my parents for a cute little dog for years, but now I just want a cat.

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What happened Jeff?

Well, my girlfriend owns four cats and I hangout with them a lot. Their names are Bubba(male), Kimchi(male), Oreo(female), and Sailor(female). I quickly learned that cats are weird but cute, quirky but funny, and dumb but loyal.

Let me tell you some of the cat drama that goes on.

“huh?” – Bubba

Bubba is a very fluffy cat. His fur is like three inches thick. He’s kind of dumb and we all think he’s gay because he humps Kimchi. But! whenever Sailor comes back home, as she stays away from home most of the time, Bubba and Sailor go all out in making out. So, I think he is just bi-sexual.

“I don’t want to leave this place” – Sailor

Sailor doesn’t live in Savannah’s house most of the time. She lives in Ben’s (Savannah’s older brother) apartment and only comes home when Ben needs someone to take care of Sailor. There are only two things I know about Sailor. First, she was saved by Ben when she was a kitten near a construction site. Second is that Sailor and Bubba likes each other.

“play with me” – Kimchi

 

Kimchi is a very athletic cat. He is adventurous and active. Unlike Bubba who is allowed to wander around the backyard, Kimchi barely gets any time outside because he would just run away. One weird thing about Kimchi is that he loves to lick people’s hand. Surprisingly, it feels pretty good, so I think that’s a bonus for him.

“Teach me how to be fit, damn it” – Oreo

Oreo is a very chubby cat. She is the one who used to sit on my lap and casually sleep as my lap is her bed, but nowadays she avoids me because I teased her a lot since then. She has short legs so it’s hilarious to look at her walking around the house. Unfortunately, Oreo gets attacked by Kimchi a lot and never wins. Another thing about Oreo is he breathes like Dark Vador. I’ll record his breathing next time and prove it.

 

You see?! Cats are funny, dorky, and weird.

So, yeah, I’m a cat person now.

p.s If any of you have an extra Munchkin, contact me.

Have a great day!